Milan dovodi igrace koji kostaju 0 evra, jedino tako mogu da naprave neki , kakav takav tim.neme93 пише:Menez u Milanu.
Mozda vi niste shvatili, ali ja jesam. Milan dovodi iskljucivo propale igrace jer se nada da ce neko da se vrati u staru formu i da ce ga prodati za lep kes.
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Beppe! What's up buddy?
Hi Antonio. You know me, dominating the mercato, as usual. How the fuck Berardi stayed at Sassuolo then? We had to extend the co-own so we can get our man. Ok. We're getting Alexis? He's not our target anymore. Iturbe then. Slight change of plans there. Probably not. Expensive as well. But we sold Zaza and Ciro, we can afford him for sure. I was thinking of investing that money to get our traditional strikers on Bosman. Drogba is cool. Old, but cool. I'm fine with that. Not exactly. I was thinking about Shola Ameobi. You've got to be shitting me. No, I do not shit. He's free and had a great WC with Nigeria. He didn't scored there. He barely played. Neither did Drogba. That makes it even. Shola is loyal, free and can boost our shirts sales in Nigeria. Why the f... What do you... Nevermind. If we fail to land Iturbe, you'll try to sign Nani, right? I was about to send an e-mail to Man Utd, but then he scored and his price went up for 1500 euros. Unacceptable. Who's next? I was thinking about Ibarbo. Come on man, I want to win CL, fuck him. You're right, we need someone who won the CL and can add experience. Exactly. Di Maria. Or maybe we can re-activate Vladimir Smicer? I think I should reconsider my position at the club. I'm not happy with your dealings. I was kidding all the time! You've been punk'd! Hahahaha! Oh man, you gave me heart attack. So, we're getting Sanchez. No man, I was kidding about Smicer. Do you rate Downing? We can get him on loan with an option to buy. Antonio, are you here? Antonio? Antonio? Are you still around? Antonio? 
Antonio! You finally answered. I called you like 15 times.
I was clearly upset. Downing, really? Yeah, I guess I was wrong with that one. No worries tho, I have N'Zogbia on my speed dial. I'll hang up, I swear. I'm kidding again! Hahahaha! Oh, fuck you. I have good news for you. Do you want Ranocchia? Yes. He'd be solid backup for our old defense. Great, I'll call him right away. Already agreed fee with Inter.
Hello? Rannochia! How are you? Fine, thanks. Do you want to play for Juve? Yes. Great. But, since you'll arrive from Inter, you have to take an oath. Ok, whatever. Repeat after me. I, Andrea. Repeat after me. I, Andrea. Not everything, you stupid asshole. Just "I, Andrea" I, Andrea Swear that I'll do my absolute best for Juve Swear that I'll do my absolute best for Juve That I will honour this sacred shirt and wear it with proud That I will honour this sacred shirt and wear it with proud And I will take one in anus if I concede a goal against Inter And I will take one in anus if I concede a goal against Inter Perfect. But, since you played for Inter, your soul is not pure. Moggi, get over here. 
I'm here, B-Man. Let's do this. Do what? THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU Devil, leave his soul so he can join us. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU Are we done? Do you feel better? I guess so. Ok. we're done. 
Hello, people.
Beppe? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a human anymore. You can call me Zordotta. Will do.
What do you want from us? We're under attack. You're do only one who can save us.
Why us? Because you have very particular set of skills; skills you have acquired over a very long careers. Skills that make you a nightmare for people like them. 
Why are you quoting me? Oh, Liam, I'm sorry. Zordota, what skills, I don't get it? Arturo, you're a warrior and a leader. You'll be a Red Ranger. 
Ok, boss. Marchisio, you have blue eyes. Hence, you'll be Blue Rangers.
Cheers. Mirko. You look a pornstar from 70's and that's why you'll be Pink Ranger.
More like 90's, but Ok. Pogba. You're an amazing prospect. Black ranger.
That's just racist. Giorgio, you will be yellow ranger.
Awesome, gotta tweet that. Now you have power to defeat our enemies and win Scudetto this year and to fight for CL trophy next season. THANKS, Z! I have to announce something. When we defeated Celtic, we signed a deal with Rangers FC. They will be our feeder club and Mr Sean Conery will promote us. Sean, are you here?
Yesh, I'm here. Tell them about stadium. Our Shtadium should be named Shamshung Shtadium next year. Shamshung meansh three shtarsh in korean. Great, I love Samsung products!Sean? Shup? Anything else? Yesh. And you will get new power contracts when we recieve shponshorship money. So many good news! I'm afraid I got some bad news as well. I spoke with Wenger and he doesn't want to sell Bendner to us. Oh, man, that's horrible... But, we might get Rocchi from Inter on loan with an option to buy. Zordotta, who is our enemy? Why you gave us super powers? Entire league is against us. They want to hurt us. They don't want us to win the 3rd title in a row. That's why I informed Paratici to do some scouting.
Yes, sir. I will e-mail to you ASAP. Thanks, Paratici. Now I have to run to tap some bitches. Please, use your powers wisely, do not use it in bed. We won't, boss. Mirko? Maybe just once? No. Ok...
