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Razgovor na aerodromu:
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male or female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear
-No, deer runs too fast.
Ниједан клуб као тебе волети нећу, сваки твој пораз преболећу, бићу са тобом и у добру и у злу, запамти Звездо ја увек бићу ту!
Liverpool sign a new striker from Nigeria. On the first day of training Kenny Dalglish goes up to a ball and says "Ball." Then he does a kicking motion and says "Kick." Then he points to the goal and says "Goal. Understand? KICK, BALL, GOAL... GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says "Excuse me Mr Dalglish, but I speak perfectly good English." Dalglish replies "Sit down son, I'm talking to Andy Carroll."
On: Hej , mogu li nešto da te pitam ?
Ona : Naravno!
On : Ali ne znam baš... Znam da ćeš pogrešno shvatiti !
Ona : Nee , pitaj slobodno!
On: Smem li jednom da liznem ?
Ona - :Pruža mu svoj sladoled:
On : Eto vidiš , pogrešno si shvatila!